Friday, October 24, 2008

Exclusive Roommate Application

here's the deal. applying to be my roommate is a long and intricate process, however as long as you're patient and honest it will be as pleasantly satisfying as a refreshing hair cut. You may respond via: comment or through email for privacy. The winner will receive a free television upon move-in date as well as a rented u-haul-already paid for.
The application is split into necessary categories of rating, fill in the blanks, and simple Q&A.
Best of luck!

Basic Info
Name (nicknames encouraged):
Birthday (capricorns and sagittarius apply at own risk):
Gender:
Job:
Affordable Rent Range:
Pets: Names of Pets:
Play any musical instruments? (drummers need not apply)
Willing to share a bedroom?

How frequently do you? 1-never 2-sometimes 3-always
Date a new person? Host loud parties?

Get sad? get angry?
Switch jobs? Want to stay in you room-uninterrupted?
Read books? Play video games?
Play WOW? Attend Church?
Sing in the shower? Take bubble baths?
become irritable? Compliment People?
Get stoned? Cook your own meals?
Smoke Cigarettes? Black out from drinking?
Lock your front door? Clean?
Walk around naked? Sleep naked?
Condone sex is communal places? Pay rent late?
Have to smell mold before you remember to do the dishes?


Q&A
You just received one of your favorite movies! How many times is it acceptable to watch it in a row?

How many times a month do you watch your favorite movie?

Give me one good reason why your music collection is better than mine?

Top 5 things that you must have at any given point in time in your house:

What was your favorite and also least favorite quality about your last roommate?

Do you fall asleep easily to background noise/music or complete silence?

Describe your taste of member of the opposite sex?
(sorry,not for me. but most often the catch with the most amazing roommates comes with having to spend lots of time around their less amazing counterparts.)

Fill in the Blank-Fun with numbers
-also some good PIN ideas

4, 8, 15, 16, ___, 42

24__01

3.14 __ 59259

867-530__

"write me, stick stickley, po box __ __ __"

2. __ 18

Yes, this is still part of the application.
You must end with one verse or sentence of song lyrics that best describe you...


3 comments:

nick said...

Basic Info
Name (nicknames encouraged): nicholas a. fisher, nick, nikoli, snuggle-bear, etc.
Birthday (capricorns and sagittarius apply at own risk): aries, borderline pisces
Gender: male
Job: jamba juice and hopefully bartending after march
Affordable Rent Range: $.99-$(how much was it again?) i live within my means and work accordingly
Pets: Names of Pets: none
Play any musical instruments? (drummers need not apply)
i used to play bass guitar; now i mostly play air instruments.
Willing to share a bedroom?
i have before and it rocked.
How frequently do you? 1-never 2-sometimes 3-always
Date a new person? 1 :)
Host loud parties? 1 :)
Get sad? 2 get angry? 1
Switch jobs? 2 Want to stay in you room-uninterrupted? 1-2
Read books? 2 Play video games? 2
Play WOW? 1 Attend Church? 1
Sing in the shower? 2 Take bubble baths? 1
become irritable? 1 Compliment People? 3
Get stoned? 1 Cook your own meals? 2
Smoke Cigarettes? 2 Black out from drinking? 1
Lock your front door? 3 Clean? 2
Walk around naked? 2 Sleep naked? 2
Condone sex is communal places? 1 Pay rent late? 1
Have to smell mold before you remember to do the dishes? 1

Q&A
You just received one of your favorite movies! How many times is it acceptable to watch it in a row?
once.
How many times a month do you watch your favorite movie?
once.
Give me one good reason why your music collection is better than mine?
you have the O.C. soundtrack. enough said.
Top 5 things that you must have at any given point in time in your house:
1) toothpaste 2) toilet paper 3) soap 4) fun 5) memories
What was your favorite and also least favorite quality about your last roommate?
she's awesome but we don't spend much time together due to our conflicting schedules.
Do you fall asleep easily to background noise/music or complete silence?
either is fine.
Describe your taste of member of the opposite sex?
(sorry,not for me. but most often the catch with the most amazing roommates comes with having to spend lots of time around their less amazing counterparts.)
good.
Fill in the Blank-Fun with numbers
-also some good PIN ideas

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

24__01 les miserables, right?

3.141592654 you actually had the wrong numbers written down so i fixed them.

867-5309

"write me, stick stickley, po box __ __ __" ha ha! you fixed it!

2.7118

Yes, this is still part of the application.
You must end with one verse or sentence of song lyrics that best describe you...
"rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated."

Lydian said...

yeah, i forgot the six. what of it? i'm proud of you for noticing though!
by the way you're so lying on this!
you never condone sex in communal places?
never smell mold before doing the dishes?
watching your favorite movie only acceptedable ONE time in a row? ehem...
almost famous anyone?

and rise against? for some reason i figured you'd ahve used sage francis.

oh many times must i defend my musically inclined dignity?! yes, yes, oc, ugh, egh, blah...
but i'll buy any soundtrack that comes with beck, pinback, modest mouse, and radiohead all on one wrist cutting disc!

nick said...
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