Monday, October 13, 2008

Dearest Baffled Babe-

Oh Babe,
You've been known to get yourself into a tricky situation or two, however I'm very glad you came to me when you did. -This is obviously a very serious condition bordering the "good blog gone bad" scenerio. Fear not, I see tremendous "fix" potential in your situation. However, before I get to turning miracles upon your blog a much more pressing issue must be addressed. Yes, you've guess it, that of your spirit, and optimism. Oh fellow blogger, you must never lose faith in that which you blog. That's MAINTAINING A SUCCESSFUL BLOG RULE #3, second only to...


  1. Update Frequently!
  2. Be Interactive!

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You can't end your fight against gay stereotyping! If you don't fight for sexual(homo or otherwise) freedom of footware then who will!?

Of course there is hope left to be had.


Check out this guy--->


He's TOTALLY gay. I say that not because of the ballerina dress he's wearing (because that would be a stereotype) but because I got this picture off of a gay website.
Notice this guy's shoes. They are SUPER straight. Now how about that?



Don't you see, Babe? There is a big giant world of misconception and false representation just waiting for you to come and distort to your advantage!


Have you ever seen the movie Zardoz? -Starring Sean Connery. We all know Sean Connery is married to a woman. (Due in large part to the claims that he beats his wife). However, scan

<---THIS

image and tell me what stereotype that is.

Those boots look pretty "questionable" to me.


Maybe blame your models? Are you posting pictures of men that in fact, support the stereotype?

~Note to other reads~
C'MON GUYS! BABE CAN ONLY MAKE SO MANY CLAIMS WITHOUT THE MEN OF THE WORLD ACTUALLY REPRESENTING THEM! A LITTLE HELP???


Just don't give up hope, Babe.
Don't give up hope.



~Please grant yourself a moment of dramatizd silence upon completion of reading this blog to allow the full affect to sink in.~

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Dear Prudence,
I am in need of advice. I've been posting a weekly poll where I show a picture of mens shoes and ask people to vote on whether they think, based on the shoes, if the man is gay or not gay.Here's the problem, so far the poll results have been 100% right. I started this poll to throw spit wads in the face of knee-jerk stereotyping and have found myself validating it. Should I continue with the blogs or accept that prejudging (prejudice) is sometimes on target?

Thanks!

Baffled Babe

3 comments:

nick said...

dear prudence;

i really don't like the place at which i work; however, in this baffled economy it is hard to find a job. what should i do?

Lydian said...

what?! which job? i've been your boss at both

Lydian said...

...well, i guess fate (you know that fate you don't believe in) solved that problem for you. -or made it worse. but at least now you don't have to be decisive.