Seeking No Strings Attached

i am:
woman

who: craves attention, does not like to be alone, does like to be alone, worries, doesn't often respect authority, second guesses, likes to argue, likes to make fun, hates to lose, saves money but isn't good at it, likes to fit in, wants no strings attached.

is: messy, open, rash, irritable, weird, fragile, heart over mind, very social, phobic, suspicious, not careful, vain, compassionate, aggressive, independent, not rule conscious,

has: baggage, lots to learn, no time for love, a desire for cheese.

seeking:
man.

who: sings when he speaks and communicates without talking. gives out more compliments than sperm. cooks with large amounts of garlic & cilantro. reads my face. calls me out. rejects whores. laughs a lot.

must have: high standards. low expectations. goals. morals. a sense of humor. sweet lips. salty skin. interesting dreams. and a love of fine cheese.